Showing posts with label #MichelleEauDeParfum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #MichelleEauDeParfum. Show all posts

Monday, July 23, 2018

Michelle Mondays!



Here at Melania Mondays! we've been accused of being partisan, unfair, of only covering stories about America's beautiful, popular, glamorous and intelligent First Lady. But what about Michelle, even Vogue couldn't make her look good. 




We want to change that and thanks to a heady dose of owl magic, we're delighted to announce a new fragrance.

Michelle, eau de parfum isn't just a scent, it's a multi-spectrum solution, from weed killer to rat poison to stench bomb. And let's not forget the spiritual aspect.




In liquid or solid state incense form, Michelle Musk is a guaranteed draw to evil spirits, like a Draw Mo contest but for demons instead of Jihadis. Fine difference but you get the point. Crack open the Musk and... there's a demon.




Just make sure you've got an exorcist on hand, a real one who uses Latin, which Satan fears.

Cheers,

LSP