Keen-eyed readers of this family oriented mind blog will know that Russian agents masquerading as climate activists hacked the Compound's HVAC, just when the Weather climbed to triple digit intensity. Disaster? Yes.
Getting Hot at The Compound
"LSP, if that's your real name, which I'm beginning to doubt," stated one expiring art philosopher, "Sort. It. Out." Fully aware of the gravity of the situation, I got on the 'phone to a church elder.
"The AC's down and the mission's looking shaky."
"What do you want me to do?"
"Pray, pray hard that the unit returns to life."
"I'm on it."
Blue HVAC
Within 30 minutes the prayer was answered, malware removed and cool, refreshing air circulating through the house. Thank God.
A Typical Buenos Aires Club Scene
In other religious news, evidence has emerged that Pope Francis worked as a Buenos Aires bouncer. Whether Archbishop Justsin Welby, leader of the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion (WANC) was "on the list" is presently undetermined.
Stay tuned,
LSP
8 comments:
I wanna be on that Guest List.
Bonsai, I think you're on the A List.
Blue HVAC Expert is called upon once again to save the DLC from disaster.
He will feel entitled to steal a cherry pie or a steak now.
Can't live in the South without the AC. Glad to hear it is working well now, Parson. :)
There're no exceptions to that rule, LL. The rule of FCPs and steak.
It was a great relief, Linda!
A great art philosopher once wrote, "If you can't stand the heat, pray in the kitchen"
Word.
Jules, we must never underestimate the power of prayer.
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