Tuesday, June 20, 2017

The Cooling Hand Of God

Keen-eyed readers of this family oriented mind blog will know that Russian agents masquerading as climate activists hacked the Compound's HVAC, just when the Weather climbed to triple digit intensity. Disaster? Yes.

Getting Hot at The Compound

"LSP, if that's your real name, which I'm beginning to doubt," stated one expiring art philosopher, "Sort. It. Out." Fully aware of the gravity of the situation, I got on the 'phone to a church elder.

"The AC's down and the mission's looking shaky."
"What do you want me to do?"
"Pray, pray hard that the unit returns to life."
"I'm on it."


Within 30 minutes the prayer was answered, malware removed and cool, refreshing air circulating through the house. Thank God.

A Typical Buenos Aires Club Scene

In other religious news, evidence has emerged that Pope Francis worked as a Buenos Aires bouncer. Whether Archbishop Justsin Welby, leader of the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion (WANC) was "on the list" is presently undetermined.

Stay tuned,



bonsai retreat said...

I wanna be on that Guest List.

LSP said...

Bonsai, I think you're on the A List.

LL said...

Blue HVAC Expert is called upon once again to save the DLC from disaster.

He will feel entitled to steal a cherry pie or a steak now.

LindaG said...

Can't live in the South without the AC. Glad to hear it is working well now, Parson. :)

LSP said...

There're no exceptions to that rule, LL. The rule of FCPs and steak.

LSP said...

It was a great relief, Linda!

Jules said...

A great art philosopher once wrote, "If you can't stand the heat, pray in the kitchen"

LSP said...

Jules, we must never underestimate the power of prayer.