As this small kebob stand on the information superhighway is now all about the weather, it's only right to release this powerful version of the AC/DC classic, Thunderstruck.
I'll make sure that the women who come aboard the ark are the sort one would want to perpetuate the human race. It brings a situation in the feature film "Dr. Strangelove" to mind:
[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
I would expect nothing less from the Head of Ship Security (HOSS) than the most exact quality control. However, I would urge you to remember that extreme feminine beauty does not preclude extreme feminine wickedness.
Of course some women lose on both counts. For example, Hillary Clinton is both an ugly old crone and extremely wicked.
9 comments:
Damn catchy actually.
Love this, actually.
Deliverance...
But it really is pretty good.
You need to build a large houseboat to take animals on two-by-two. The time has come.
I agree, Theodore.
Me too, Grunt.
Not a bad number at all, LL. And yes, the time has come to build an ARK. I was thinking you could be Head of Security
I'll make sure that the women who come aboard the ark are the sort one would want to perpetuate the human race. It brings a situation in the feature film "Dr. Strangelove" to mind:
[Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio]
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
I would expect nothing less from the Head of Ship Security (HOSS) than the most exact quality control. However, I would urge you to remember that extreme feminine beauty does not preclude extreme feminine wickedness.
Of course some women lose on both counts. For example, Hillary Clinton is both an ugly old crone and extremely wicked.
She is not allowed on the ARK.
Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone.
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