Monday, June 13, 2016

ISIS Laughs, Gays Die



ISIS soldier, 29 year old Omar Mateen, was laughing as he gunned down 50 partyers at a gay Florida nightclub, making this the most deadly terrorist attack on American soil since 9/11. But perhaps things aren't as straightforward as they seem. Who really committed the crime? Let's investigate.


Let us Ponder This Mystery

It obviously wasn't the gays, after all, they're the victims, and it can't have been a Muslim because Islam, as everyone knows, is a Religion of Peace. Nonetheless, a heinous, bloody massacre did take place and if it wasn't carried out by Muslims or gays, who or what did it?


Muslims Throw Gay Off Building

Wise President Obama and Hollywood's millionaire socialist celebrities have supplied the answer, they've solved the crime. A gun did it. An evil, hate-filled gun and its friends, the NRA and its conservative Christian supporters. They're the ones to blame for this atrocity. Yes, Christians and the NRA.


ISIS Laughs

Expect support for Trump to surge along with firearms sales and concealed carry applications. In the meanwhile...

ISIS laughs.

LSP

12 comments:

LL said...

I'm sure that the US response to the Pulse Massacre will be something like an air-drop of stuffed unicorns and pink bunnies, as we work to kill them with kindness.

Euripides said...

I'll have you know that I own quite a few guns and not one of them has EVER committed a crime.

LSP said...

The enemy can always die laughing, LL.

LSP said...

Euripides, it's the same with me. I have lots of guns, sometimes they're even close to copies of American Rifleman. And guess what? They haven't committed a SINGLE crime. Weird, eh?

Euripides said...

You mean your guns have been tainted by the Most Evil NRA and they still haven't gone out on a shooting rampage? That's quite remarkable.

LL said...

My firearms haven't committed crimes either.

They follow the Constitution and are willing to defend it against all enemies, both foreign and domestic.

Theodore said...

This is one of the best articles in re the gun control nonsense in response to terrorist attacks I've read. I can't recommend it enough. http://www.nationalreview.com/article/436545/orlando-shootings-gun-control-nra-not-our-enemy-isis-is-enemy


LindaG said...

Obviously some of us are just better at training our weapons than others... ;-)

LSP said...

I know, Euripides, it's weird. But sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

LSP said...

Somehow, LL, that doesn't surprise me... I'm off to clean an AR and sharpen a Kukri.

LSP said...

Thanks for the article, Theodore.

LSP said...

Lind, you have a point, and a good one.