Monday, April 14, 2014

Unholy Week

Gene Robinson & Mark

President Obama, Rainbow Ruler of the world's Magical Unicorn Herd, thought he'd get Holy Week off to a good start by inviting the most famous gay bishop ever, Gene Robinson, to give the closing prayer at the White House Easter Prayer Breakfast.

One of the Herd
Robinson, who broadcast the news via Twitter, was apparently surprised at the Rainbow Ruler's invite. OMG, Gene.

The question is, what God was he praying to? 



Borepatch said...

It is all the same God.

It is the God who said "Go, and sin no more."

LL said...

Obama is said to be a self-made man who worships his creator. I suspect that he would prefer that we direct our supplications to him rather than Him.

LSP said...

Are you sure Gene & Co are really worshiping Christ, Borepatch? Or some kind of neo-gnostic sex God/dess?

You know, like when they pray to "Our Mother in heaven..." etc.

LSP said...

Surely you're not suggesting that our self-made rainbow messiah is some kind of narcissist, LL?