Well, well, what's this? One of America's war droids, Senator John "Wooden Top" Kerry, has run amok. Accusing the state of Israel of being "apartheid" and racist.
On Holocaust Memorial Day. Way to go, Wooden Top.
Team LSP apologizes to Israel for the behavior of America's rogue android replicant, Wooden Top.
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He was found to be a coward and a blow hard in Viet Nam when he served in the Navy. The Skull and Bones brotherhood saved him so that he could come back to the US and protest the war.
Since then he has proved to be a tepid and not all together smart politician - the perfect leftist.
Wooden Top. What a replicant.
He married the catsup billionaire politician's wife after he died accidentally when a helicopter crashed into the airplane he was riding in. I'm sure that there wasn't any foul play involved in her acquisition of ten billion or so, with a 'stud' like John K. waiting in the wings to sweep her off her feet.
However, love be blind, she eventually changed her name from Teresa Heinz to Teresa Heinz Kerry when he ran for president. When he lost, she changed it back to Teresa Heinz...
We must never underestimate the power of catsup!
Maybe Teresa will "deactivate" Wooden Top, like she surely never did to the, er, previous model.
We wait in hope.
Kerry looks very life-like. I must say that the android technology is so advanced nowadays!
It really has moved ahead by leaps and bounds! But there's still a few "glitches" in the OS; rumour has it that the Wooden Top might have to be "recalled". In the meanwhile, we've got Teeth... and the Witch...
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