Thursday, November 14, 2013

Brit Spy Found Dead in Bag

go on, try it at home

A British spy, Gareth Williams, was found dead inside a padlocked sports bag in an MI6 apartment in London. U.K.Police have ruled the death accidental. "Most probably it was an accident," stated London Police Deputy Assistant Commissioner, Martin Hewitt.

Gareth Williams was on secondment to MI6 from Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ), and lived in MI6 provided housing in London. 20,000 pounds of unused women's clothing and shoes were found in Williams' not-so-safe house. 

The spy's DNA was not found on the locked sports bag in which he died.

Nothing to see here. Move along.



Infidel de Manahatta said...

Well as long as he wasn't smoking I guess everything is okay.

Third News said...

Jeepers, why is everyone so suspicious about a codebreaker's death in a gym bag? It isn't like his last name was Snowden

LSP said...

Look. It was just an accident and it could happen to anyone. One minute you're there, busting codes. The next you're locked up dead in a sports bag. In your bathtub. By accident.

Princess Woo said...

Terribly clever to get one's self in to a sports bag. Good job!

LSP said...

complete accident of course.