Saturday, October 22, 2011

Amazonian Guard - Update

Despite being friends with just about everyone, The Colonel is now dead, after being pulled out of a sewer and shot. 

Here's some of The Colonel's friends.

But the question is, what happened to his elite female fighting force, the famous Amazonian Guard?

Some speculated that they would die to the last woman, like fanatical "last-ditch Nazis" and that special Navy SEAL commandos would be tasked to take them out. That wasn't necessary.

It seems the Amazons mostly melted away, though some fought and others were taken prisoner. According to the Daily Mirror several of them were forced to do the unspeakable with The Colonel, his sons and various henchmen. 

They're gone now, and so is their Leader.

I guess that's progress.



The Suburban Bushwacker said...

I've offered them sanctuary at my house,although there is limited hiding space under the bed, so two or three of them will have to be billeted between the covers.

LSP said...

That's very generous of you Bushwacker!

We must show mercy to the defeated.

Unknown said...

I've been wondering about them too. maybe they'll reappear somewhere like South America? (Except those that are hanging out with SBW)

LSP said...

That is a very good call, KL. Evidently The Colonel recruited some of his fighting beauties from Colombia... so it's a good bet that a few have returned home. Despite Bushwacker's lure.

Silverfiddle said...

Thank you for answering a question that had been on my mind.

Given the history of islamist fanatics, those girls that were captured are lucky they aren't pretty boys.

LSP said...

I'd say you have a point SF.

As for the Amazons - will they return?