Sunday, September 6, 2009

Communist Alien Overlords

A recent spate of UFO sightings over China has left observers asking whether the oriental Communist Superstate is a key player in an extraterrestrial bid for world dominance.

According to
SINA news agency, unidentified flying objects have been seen over five locations, including the provincial capital of Jinan, on August 20. This was followed by a September sighting above Chengdu, a major city in Sichuan Province.

In similar news, Miyuki Hatoyama, Japan's new First Lady, claims close relationship with space aliens, who abducted her to Venus aboard a triangular spaceship.

Abductee Miyuki (left) with Japanese Premier

As reported in the Toronto Star, Miyuki stated, "While my body was sleeping, I think my spirit flew on a triangular-shaped UFO to Venus... It was an extremely beautiful place and was very green."

Evidence of close bonds with aliens, at the highest level of Japanese government, has led some pundits to question the possibility of a pan-sino, extraterrestrial pact. The consequences of such an alliance would be grave, not least to the continuing sovereignty of the United States.

In a move that many see as a recognition of the world's shifting balance of power, the Communist Chinese flag will fly above the White House on September 20.

A noted political analyst in the U.K. had this to say, "I for one welcome our Communist Alien overlords." Government officials were unavailable for comment.

Lets hope and pray they don't take us over.



Teresa said...

I hope the extraterrestrials don't take us over. I think the first Lady in Japan has fallen off her rocker. I hope we can stop the communist aliens in the U.S. from taking us over. But, we're surrounded, already. We will have to continue the fight against the communist aliens, who are starting to overrun us in the U.S.

LSP said...

Yes, we must fight them wherever we find them, which seems to be just about everywhere.

darlin said...

The aliens are back? And here I thought that they were out of date now, silly me!

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Parson. There are so many aliens around lately, even illegal ones. The news and the times get weirder by the minute. You just can't make this stuff up.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, back off the anime and Pocky lady. Gesh.

The Fact Compiler said...

And I thought we had it bad in Blighty!

Barking Spider said...

So, LSP, she reckons that Venus is "beautiful and green" - that woman has been drinking way too much sake because wherever she thinks she was taken, it certainly was not Venus. A liquor store on planet Zog, perhaps?

LSP said...

Its all very odd; with Spider, I was puzzled by the First Lady's take on Venus - obviously we've all been misinformed. I vote Miyuki becomes an Episcopal bishop, she'd fit right in.


Johann Van De Leeuw said...

The UFO looks like a blowfish.
I demand proof that that picture wasn't taken at an aquarium!

LSP said...

Good call JVDL! UFO? Or typical low tech commie propaganda ruse? Or perhaps a sinister fusion of both?