CIA Goes For UFOs

 

According to the UK's Daily Mail a top secret CIA office (Office Of Global Access or OGA) has been collecting crashed UFO debris since 2003 and even took possession of two intact craft.

Unnamed sources told the Mail:

There's at least nine vehicles. There were different circumstances for different ones, it has to do with the physical condition they're in. If it crashes, there's a lot of damage done. Others, two of them, are completely intact.

 

Wow, but we have to ask, if extraterrestrials are so technologically advanced that they were able to cross the icy void of interstellar space to visit earth, why would they crash, much less allow the CIA to get hold of their tech. It seems unlikely, which hints at a coverup, an inside job if you will.

Here at the Compound, we believe USGOV along with its secret police and espionage agencies have been infiltrated and possibly controlled by Off World interests for many years. Much like, if you pause to reflect, the Church of England (COE), the Anglican Church of Canada (ACoC) and the tellingly named TEC (The Episcopal Church).

So of course the OGA took possession of downed space alien craft, they're on the same team. Terrifying, isn't it. And perhaps you think this is some kind of weird conspiracy theory, think again.

Ad Astra,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

We think you'll agree that it's never too late for Melania Mondays! which is why we're bringing you this update on the life of America's glamorous and attractive First Lady on Tuesday.

Melania's fiercely protective of her family, ask Rosie O'Donnell, and won't take personal insults lying down, either. That's why she's gone to court against Webster Tarpley and the Daily Mail.

Tarpster, who is an elderly Maryland blogger, and the Daily Mail online, which is a kind of news outlet, insulted Melania, accusing her of being an "escort." So Melania's suing them to the tune of $150 million.

Message to market? Don't be rude to Melania. 

Your Friend,

LSP