Monday, October 24, 2016

Vote For The Dog!



No! Not Hillary "Wild Dog" Clinton, I'm talking about another candidate altogether.




Blue Ballot Box the Unbribable. He's running on a popular "steaks for all" platform. 

I like that.

God bless,

LSP

21 comments:

LL said...

He also likes fried chicken, if you'll recall.

Blue Untouchable can be bought for the price of a slice of ham - but it proves that he's not an Islamic dog...unlike Barack.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

The Blue Dog would recognize the insidious evil in the Lying Witch(TM) faster than a 1 lb bluegill sucks in a plump, compost pile-fattened nightcrawler set at 15 feet on the bobber on a Texas lake.

Adrienne said...

Blue Buckshot has my vote!

Remember back when he wandered in and you were all like, "No way is he staying, nope, no, nada, not happening, never." Now you're his campaign manager. Funny how things work.

LL said...

I know Adrienne - it's turned into a 'son of Sam' thing now that Blue is calling the shots there at the compound. I was visiting the compound and dreamed that I was paralyzed. I woke up and couldn't move my legs. Then I looked down and Blue Phantom broke into my room and was asleep on my legs.

Did he brainwash me in my sleep? I don't know about that but I do know that he'd make a fine dictator for America...

Theodore said...

He's got my vote.

LSP said...

LL, some say that Blue Unimpeachable can be bribed with a ham sandwich, or even a fried cherry pie.

That still makes him a whole lot more honest than Barak or Hillzebub.

LSP said...

Grunt, good call, well made.

LSP said...

I remember, Adrienne! He's very persuasive...

Mattexian said...

Crispy bacon, and pickup rides for everyone!

Fredd said...

"Steaks for all,' huh? Pretty catchy. If that dog can deliver a thick, juicy 16 oz. Porterhouse steak, medium rare, hot and sizzling to my dinner plate, he's got my vote.

Yes, I can be bought.

Holly said...

Me too!

LL said...

He did wolf down your fried cherry pie like a Democrat taking a bribe. Suspicious.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Where does your candidate stand on the all-import issue of cats? Is he prepared to be tolerant of cats and embrace the values that made this country great or is he an anti-cat racist?

Brig said...

Blue Leader 1 has the vote of the cattle and pork industries, and that's good enough for me...

Euripides said...

Blue POTUS would make a much better president than the cranky old lady from Chicago.

LSP said...

It's a popular platform, Mattexian!

LSP said...

Fredd and Holly, I didn't hesitate to become his campaign manager. Steaks, please.

LSP said...

You know, LL, that's a really good point. Blue Traitor...

LSP said...

Infidel, he may have made some unguarded comments in the past but that was a long time ago and anyway, he didn't make them. Because HE CAN'T SPEAK.

LSP said...

Brighid, we value your endorsement. Highly!

LSP said...

Euripides, I think he'd just make a lot more sense.