God, Guns, Church & Country Life in Texas & Anything Else I Care to Think of.
He also likes fried chicken, if you'll recall.Blue Untouchable can be bought for the price of a slice of ham - but it proves that he's not an Islamic dog...unlike Barack.
The Blue Dog would recognize the insidious evil in the Lying Witch(TM) faster than a 1 lb bluegill sucks in a plump, compost pile-fattened nightcrawler set at 15 feet on the bobber on a Texas lake.
Blue Buckshot has my vote! Remember back when he wandered in and you were all like, "No way is he staying, nope, no, nada, not happening, never." Now you're his campaign manager. Funny how things work.
I know Adrienne - it's turned into a 'son of Sam' thing now that Blue is calling the shots there at the compound. I was visiting the compound and dreamed that I was paralyzed. I woke up and couldn't move my legs. Then I looked down and Blue Phantom broke into my room and was asleep on my legs. Did he brainwash me in my sleep? I don't know about that but I do know that he'd make a fine dictator for America...
He's got my vote.
LL, some say that Blue Unimpeachable can be bribed with a ham sandwich, or even a fried cherry pie.That still makes him a whole lot more honest than Barak or Hillzebub.
Grunt, good call, well made.
I remember, Adrienne! He's very persuasive...
Crispy bacon, and pickup rides for everyone!
"Steaks for all,' huh? Pretty catchy. If that dog can deliver a thick, juicy 16 oz. Porterhouse steak, medium rare, hot and sizzling to my dinner plate, he's got my vote.Yes, I can be bought.
He did wolf down your fried cherry pie like a Democrat taking a bribe. Suspicious.
Where does your candidate stand on the all-import issue of cats? Is he prepared to be tolerant of cats and embrace the values that made this country great or is he an anti-cat racist?
Blue Leader 1 has the vote of the cattle and pork industries, and that's good enough for me...
Blue POTUS would make a much better president than the cranky old lady from Chicago.
It's a popular platform, Mattexian!
Fredd and Holly, I didn't hesitate to become his campaign manager. Steaks, please.
You know, LL, that's a really good point. Blue Traitor...
Infidel, he may have made some unguarded comments in the past but that was a long time ago and anyway, he didn't make them. Because HE CAN'T SPEAK.
Brighid, we value your endorsement. Highly!
Euripides, I think he'd just make a lot more sense.
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