Thursday, December 31, 2009

Reptilian New Year



Its long been suspected that things are not quite as they seem behind the privileged doors of '815', The Episcopal Church's (TEC) spiffy Manhattan H.Q. Above Top Secret reports on the latest round of Ecumenical discussions endorsed by the numbers-small but money-rich denomination:

"Independent sources have claimed an on-going set of face-to-face meetings between U.S. military Episcopal Church officials and extraterrestrial life.

The sources reveal that senior U.S. Navy officers Episcopal Bishops have played a leading role in an inter-services intra-denominational working group responsible for the meetings, and that different extraterrestrial groups are allegedly involved.

One source claims that the contact involves extraterrestrial groups known as Reptilians, and a siliconbased life form dubbed ‘the Conformers’. Another source claims the extraterrestrials are called Ebens from the Zeta Reticuli star system, but known colloquially as the Grays.

TEC Bishop

A third source claims that human looking extraterrestrials representing an association of star nations are liaising with military officials. Two of the sources have been interviewed by this writer who has been aware of their claims for more than a year, and finds them credible."

Thanks, ATS, for for revealing the sinister links between TEC and the Off-World takeover of our planet. Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed.

God Bless and Happy New Year.

LSP

9 comments:

darlin said...

Wishing you the merriest of New Years LSP, may the good Lord shine down upon you not only today but the whole year through!

USA_Admiral said...

Happy New Year to you as well LSP

Teresa said...

Well, I guess that explains all the liberals in our government. They are really aliens, LOL.

Happy New Year!!

tom said...

"Controversy is currently raging within the Anglican Communion over whether to allow heterosexuals to be ordained as priests. This issue became quite divise as radicals and conservatives in the church began attacking one another in venomous debates..."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Anglican

Conservative Scalawag said...

Happy New Year.

And, I knew that Pelosi was an alien, I just knew it.

LSP said...

We must not rest till the Space Alien conspiracy is fully disclosed, er, exposed.

Happy New Year!

Silverfiddle said...

I also heard Pelosi is behind Rush's chest pains. Rumor has it she was seen on Oahu sticking pins in a voodoo doll.

Nickie Goomba said...

Gotta disagree, Parson. There's no way for that Reptilian to be mistaken for human life.

LSP said...

Nickie, you have a point.

Silverfiddle, Pelosi is a well known practitioner of the occult arts - fortunately Rush seems to got away...

Tom, might have to post your link!

Scalawag, thanks for stopping by - Pelosi, what a space creature.

Darlin, Admiral - have a great New Year.

Teresa, the shocking truth is, they are in fact from outer space.