Showing posts with label porcuswine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label porcuswine. Show all posts

Saturday, June 3, 2023

Remember This Shaitan?

 



Remember this mid-grade shaitan, Alexander Vindman? Sure you do, he went all whistlehoaxer on 45, and with his swinish visage sounds the voice of a Platoon Sergeant, a Gloucester, still clear after all these years, "Gentlemen, look at that, too fat to f***n fight! Get off my Square, you're tilting it!"

That in mind, it seems our chubby little porcuswine's had its greasy fingers in the lucrative pie. Here's Poso:



Dear readers, all two of you, is there something in the current proxy war that just... ain't right? Or would that be a crazed conspiracy theory? You be the judge.

Cheers,

LSP 

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Open The Gate




Sure, open the gate but to what, hog hunting? That was the plan but it fell apart because we went out to catch Bluegill for dinner and couldn't stop.


First Catch Of The Day

H.E. pulled out the first, big as a dinner plate, thank you very much, and they kept on coming, one enormous, piranhalike predator after another. Outstanding fishing, with more than enough and to spare.


Some Old Fool With A Fish

By the time the beasts were filleted, beer batter deep-fried and eaten, delicious, the pig hunting moment had passed. Not to worry, there's plenty of time to get on the porcuswine  in another evolution.


Keepers, The Rest Went Back

The next day, as the fierce Texan sun rose in the morning sky and the rest of the team slumbered, it seemed right to try the waters again. 


Typical

First off, a few familiar perch and that was fine, good fun, but you feel the need to change it up. So I went topwater with a torpedo in search of Bass and BANG!


Ho, Ho, Ho! A Bass!

After a few minutes of patient, twitching retrieve, Bass were exploding onto the lure with piscine fury. Big fun but word to the wise. It's tempting, in the initial crash of the predator onto your lure, to try and set the hook. 


Fighter

Don't, you'll probably lose the fish. Instead, let the beast take the lure, dive down and the fight's yours.


Ferox

And so it was, I lost a couple and caught a couple. Great sport and I left that compound uplifted in mind, body and spirit. Next time we'll address the hog issue.




The moral of this exciting story? If you miss the hog, get on the fish.

Tight lines,

LSP

Friday, December 9, 2016

Vicarious Swine



"It was either a pig or a doe. I shot the pig, perhaps because it seemed like an enemy," said my philisophical ally, and I have to agree. Spare the doe, shoot the porcuswine!

I won't say I'm not jealous.

Good shot,

LSP