Yes, Melania Mondays is back, and back with a vengeance as America's popular and beautiful First Lady takes the stage to assume what's rightfully hers. That being LEAD WOMAN in America and thence the entire world. You'll note the First Lady wore an attractive black coat and elegant black hat, hiding her eyes. Why?
Because, dear readers and most especially traitors, you don't want to see the retribution which flashes from them. Sometimes it's better intimated than fully disclosed. That in mind, do you think Vogue, Vanity Unfair, Tatler, and Himmler Homes & Gardens will decide to feature Melania in upcoming issues?
The vote's out, but I call big money demands it. In the meanwhile, well done, Hon. Col. DLC for looking as awesome as our boys expect. And look at what you missed.
By the left,
LSP
8 comments:
Hahahahaha!!!!
That should not have shared a page with our wonderful First Lady.
The inauguration was better for her not being there. But we need to pray for her salvation too, right?
Stay warm, Parson!
You all be safe and God bless.
She is one of the most intelligent, well-educated, well-spoken, multi-lingual and beautiful First Ladies we've ever had. She's beautiful, fashionable, has a high sense of decorum and classical art.
So, yes, she won't be on or in any of the fashion mags. Which shows exactly what's wrong with the fashion industry.
As to the Mooch, recent rumors say that he and Jeniffer Aniston are a thing, and Barack is working on divorcing him.
Then there's the crazy cat lady clothes that Jilly wears.
Not even going to touch on how much of a fashion nightmare that Hills was/is/will ever be.
She doesn't worry about male pattern baldness.
Brrrrr, it's freezing here, Linda, but we're warm on account of 47's EPIC WIN.
Beans, Melania's Hon. Col. of the DLC. Not without reason.
She's most awesome, WSF.
And no fears whatsoever about prostate cancer.
DLC? Que?
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