God, Guns, Church & Country Life in Texas & Anything Else I Care to Think of.
Yes, it's that moment we've all been waiting for, Haiku Time. And here it is:
Why am I so fatSaid the girl at the bus stopDonut in the rain
Why am I so fat
Said the girl at the bus stop
Donut in the rain
Your turn,
LSP
Front windows rolled down.Why, when fifty-two degrees?Nigerian Uber Mike_C
Fireflies in the mapleDeep dark woodsHot tea on the porch
I eat the donutsGlazed and chocolate ones tooSometimes blueberryWelfare music playsTaxpayers buy them for meMeanwhile, I snarf moreHelp me Joe BidenMy welfare is running outFeed me more donuts
Chaos sown every day Are you not entertainedHave a donut(H/t to Red above, really good)
Most awesome, Mike! There is a... pathos to your verse.
Beautiful, Red.
Wild! A veritable ODE.
Nice work, Paul. And right on, poetry from Red.
Doughnut center holeGilding metal fires throughDoughnut is warm now.
Does Baphomet eat hay or grass,And recycle it through his ass?
>pathosWhy yes, there is! I’d like my reparations now please.-MC
LL, I like the way you get straight to the point with that rhyming couplet. And the answer is yes.
But Anon, you haven't been paid? I'll get on it, immediately.
I like it, RHT, kinetic verse.
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Front windows rolled down.
Why, when fifty-two degrees?
Nigerian Uber
Mike_C
Fireflies in the maple
Deep dark woods
Hot tea on the porch
I eat the donuts
Glazed and chocolate ones too
Sometimes blueberry
Welfare music plays
Taxpayers buy them for me
Meanwhile, I snarf more
Help me Joe Biden
My welfare is running out
Feed me more donuts
Chaos sown every day
Are you not entertained
Have a donut
(H/t to Red above, really good)
Most awesome, Mike! There is a... pathos to your verse.
Beautiful, Red.
Wild! A veritable ODE.
Nice work, Paul. And right on, poetry from Red.
Doughnut center hole
Gilding metal fires through
Doughnut is warm now.
Does Baphomet eat hay or grass,
And recycle it through his ass?
>pathos
Why yes, there is! I’d like my reparations now please.
-MC
LL, I like the way you get straight to the point with that rhyming couplet. And the answer is yes.
But Anon, you haven't been paid? I'll get on it, immediately.
I like it, RHT, kinetic verse.
Post a Comment