Saturday, October 21, 2023

Haiku Time

 



Yes, it's that moment we've all been waiting for, Haiku Time. And here it is:


Why am I so fat

Said the girl at the bus stop

Donut in the rain


Your turn,

LSP


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Front windows rolled down.
Why, when fifty-two degrees?
Nigerian Uber

Mike_C

Red in Ole Virginny said...

Fireflies in the maple
Deep dark woods
Hot tea on the porch

Wild, wild west said...

I eat the donuts
Glazed and chocolate ones too
Sometimes blueberry

Welfare music plays
Taxpayers buy them for me
Meanwhile, I snarf more

Help me Joe Biden
My welfare is running out
Feed me more donuts

Paul M said...

Chaos sown every day
Are you not entertained
Have a donut

(H/t to Red above, really good)

LSP said...

Most awesome, Mike! There is a... pathos to your verse.

LSP said...

Beautiful, Red.

LSP said...

Wild! A veritable ODE.

LSP said...

Nice work, Paul. And right on, poetry from Red.

RHT447 said...

Doughnut center hole
Gilding metal fires through
Doughnut is warm now.

LL said...

Does Baphomet eat hay or grass,
And recycle it through his ass?

Anonymous said...

>pathos
Why yes, there is! I’d like my reparations now please.
-MC

LSP said...

LL, I like the way you get straight to the point with that rhyming couplet. And the answer is yes.

LSP said...

But Anon, you haven't been paid? I'll get on it, immediately.

LSP said...

I like it, RHT, kinetic verse.