Via Zero:
Two days into his courageous, self-imposed quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19, the triple vaccinated Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, vowed to remain in hiding for “as long as it takes” to break Joe Biden’s record.
“I know there are legions of angry truckers out there rampaging across our capital city. But right now my highest duty as Prime Minister is to remain in my basement and watch PornHub.”
When asked by a sole, carefully selected reporter who was allowed to attend the press conference how long he expected to remain in isolation, Trudeau replied, “Well, since there’s actually no public health reason for me to be in isolation, I’m pretty much going to keep making it up as I go along. I know that President Biden had spent a record 63 consecutive days in his basement during the 2020 campaign, and I’m certain I can break that record. So basically I’ll be here as long as it takes.”
The Prime Minister went on to explain that he had even been in touch with Dr. Anthony Fauci from the United States to find out how long #science says he could remain quarantined in his basement.
Dr. Fauci’s reply? “Forever.”
Kyrie, how long can this risible excuse of a Prime Minister remain in power?
Your call, Canada,
LSP
9 comments:
SMACKDOWN!!
Well done, Parson.
How the dickens did he get elected in the first place?
Pronounced "icky homo".
Hmmm.
I'm sure that there are preparations for the Canadian PM to shelter from nuclear war or angry farmers and truckers indefinitely. One question, on point these days, is how long Hitler lived in HIS bunker in Berlin before he killed himself?
It's true that Hitler was surrounded by the Red Army in the end, but Justine is surrounded by peasants with pitchforks, staves and torches.
Oh Canada, I trample on your rights for thee.
Sure beats me, drjim.
That Rainbow GloboCap shill needs to go.
Hahahahahahaha.
Mike, nearly choked on m'claret.
LL, Justine was holed up on Lake Harrington but /pol outted the Rainbow Fuhrer. Where is zhe now and is it as squalid as the Berlin equivalent?
I don't know if Justine can compete with 105 days, but let's find out. Imagine, all that honking.
I think enough people in the land of the ice and snow have had enough. Go Truckers.
Just checking, is that Justine Castro-Trudeau in blackface?
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