Saturday, February 17, 2018

Year Of The Dog

Sources within the intelligence community inform us that it's now the Year of the Dog and Blue Pie Eater agrees. For him, every year is Year of the Dog.

I tell him, "No, it's the Year of the Russian Bot," and he signals disagreement, wagging his preposterously spotted tail as if to say, "Don't be ridiculous, 13 kremlins posting disparaging comments about Hillary on the internet means nothing. I need food, it's the Year of the Dog."

Bowing to Blue Agitprop's logic, I give him a Pedigree Triple Action protein stick; it's gratefully received and wolfed down with K-9 gusto. 

Speaking of dogs, why didn't Hillary and the DNC turn over their infamously hacked mail server to the FBI? You know, the one that was supposedly violated by evil Russian hackerz.

Surely the DNC didn't have anything to hide, which is why they won't be worried about Buzzfeed suing them for pertinent Russiagate information. 



LindaG said...

I tried to comment before. Not sure if it went through so I am going to comment again. If I did a double comment, feel free to delete this one. :)

I don't think any self-respecting dog would want to associate with Killary.

And I am glad to see that Blue K-9 was rewarded appropriately. :)

God bless.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

This post has triggered me! Your dog is colluding with the Russians!

LSP said...

Blue Kremlin agrees, Linda and is even now wagging his tail in hope of another delicious reward.

Lock her up.

LSP said...

That's pretty intuitive, Infidel.

I caught him disparaging Hillary the other day, on the internet.


Stand by for an indictment.

LindaG said...

Infidel- hahahahaha!!

I'd like to disparage Killary with an old Steve Martin skit: "I break with thee, I break with thee, I throw dog poopy on your shoes, I break with thee."

Now if Blue K-9 would let me borrow some dog poopy? Please? :)

Adrienne said...

In all this time I don't think I ever noticed Blue Schnapps spotted tail (which I spotted immediately on the first pic.) Was I distracted by his cray-cray Russian eyes? Hmmmmmmmm

LSP said...

Linda, Blue Unmentionable says "Yes!"

Win some lose some, Hillary.

LSP said...

It's the most ridiculous tail, Adrienne. No two ways about it. He thinks it's serious, this too is absurd.