Showing posts with label Easter Bunny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Easter Bunny. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Who Runs This Clownshow?

 


Here in the Compound's fast-paced newsroom we've been confused. Who's running this great nation, a demented old sock puppet or some other thing? Disturbing photo evidence from the Easter weekend says it's not Old Joe.




Look. A giant masked cosplay bunny.




The masks are off as Biden's handler redirects the Big Guy.





And here it is again, briefing the press.





Wow.  But so what if a giant rabbit's running the show of state, after all, bunnies are harmless, right? Not so fast, readers.






LSP

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Archbishop of Canterbury in Easter Bunny Mall Brawl



That bunny packs a punch!

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, was attempting to raise money for the cash-strapped Church of England, by dressing up as the Easter Bunny at a New Jersey Mall. But things started to go wrong when a young girl slipped off the Pontif's lap.





The girl's father became irate and started to brawl with the Archbishop, at which point Welby took off his furry rabbit mask and charged at the angry dad, swinging punches.





Both the Archbishop and the enraged father were escorted out of the shopping center by mall security and taken to a medical clinic for treatment.





Whether Welby was under the influence of the dangerous new synthetic drug, "ACC", has yet to be determined.



High on "ACC"?

Carry on,

LSP