Thursday, October 12, 2017

Amazing Pyramid Church Caught on Camera!



Amazing camera footage has captured a skyborne pyramidal structure, which appears to be the Church of England. The pyramid has been seen in multiple locations.

Josh Edbow was startled when he saw the Church of England zig-zagging in the air above Scarborough, Ontario, Canada.




"I was minding my own business when all of a sudden it appeared, zig-zagging in the sky. It was shaped like a giant pyramid," said Edbow, "The Church made a kind of whistling noise, it sounded like 'con-seq-uences.' Then it disappeared behind a water tower."

The same object was seen above the Hebei Luannan power plant in Tangshan City, China, spinning rapidly before becoming invisible.




"The Church of England span very fast," stated one power plant worker, "Then it vanished! There was a wind, the Church was still there, but invisible."




The Church of England was accompanied by a strange smaller craft in the China sighting. 




This too became invisible after spinning wildly. Experts speculate it was the Scottish Episcopal Church.

Ad Astra,

LSP

8 comments:

LL said...

The Archbishop is looking into the sky as if to ask where the communion ended up. He clearly doesn't know.

Meanwhile, nobody knows for sure where Harvey Weinstein (who is not an Anglican) really is.

Adrienne said...

LL - Harvey is someplace that doesn't have extradition to the U.S. Maybe he's in that disappearing pyramid.

Brig said...

The spinning is a sure giveaway of untoward doings.

Jules said...

I'm sure I saw that flying over that new Texan pub that warned of the Apocolypse...

LSP said...

The good old CofE gets everywhere, Jules!

LSP said...

Brig, it spins really fast and then... goes invisible!

LSP said...

I hadn't thought of that Adrienne. Good point.

LSP said...

LL, I'm with Adrienne. He's probably in the spinning pyramid.