Trump Bans Muslims

Disaster. Epic, global, catastrophic disaster. And all because President Trump has stopped people from 7 Muslim countries travelling to the US. How Fascist.

Muslims

No. How smart. Who's driving trucks into Christmas crowds, chopping people up with machetes and shooting up newsrooms? Methodists? Followers of the Dalai Lama? 

A Muslim

No, it's Muslims. Everywhere you turn they're going Mohammad and killing people. So why let them into your country? 

Here's another thought, how about the rapefugees move to Qatar and Saudi Arabia.

Oh, those countries won't let them in.

Kizmet,

LSP

Obama Fights Daesh

Good work, Commander-in-Chief, and you didn't win the War on Weather, either. There's a book out by a Secret Service agent that says Barack Hussein Obama was and is a Muslim.

Hunh.

ISIS laughs,

LSP

The Million Muslim President

President Obama has overseen and encouraged Muslim immigration to the US on a level never seen before, with 832,014 green cards issued to people from majority Muslim nations between 2009-2014. The trend looks set to continue, topping out at 1.1 million permits issued to people from Muslim nations by the end of his presidency.

That'd be quite a legacy for Mr. Obama and we have to ask, what could possibly go wrong with over a million people, who pledge to follow the example of the prophet Mohammad, living in your country?

How about murdering people in a cafe, or a concert.

Or shooting up your friends at work.

Maybe unloading in the Newsroom?

Before taking out the clubbers?

And what's wrong with chopping off heads. After all, the Prophet did it.

And on, and on, and on. At what point or level of atrocity are people going to wake up and smell the Jihad? But maybe they don't have to; after all, the Orlando shootings were caused by the NRA and Christians.

Thanks, Barak Hussein Obama, for the Muslim legacy. You'll be remembered for that.

LSP