Yeah, it's October 1917 all over again
Some of you may have heard that radical Leftist anarchists, ANTIFA, are protesting in front of ICE facilities in places like Portland and Chicago. Their cause? Stick it to the Man by supporting open borders, mass migration and let's import millions of votes so the Left will be in power forever!
Ah, that old playbook. Capture democracy, then destroy it. And to be fair, any excuse to riot, especially when you're being paid by the US taxpayer, amongst others. But here's the thing.
No, no, no! That looks full terrorist commie
When you go full cosplay larp Bolshevik it doesn't look so good. Problem. Solution? Drop the fantasy Durutti Column outfits and dress up like harmless frogs and bunnies. Great marketing, just look at that literal Fascist COP beating a poor defenseless plushy bunny unicorn to the ground, you NAZI!
2000: WAR ZONE PORTLAND pic.twitter.com/aAXBdpV3oh
— PDX Frontline Alerts (@pdxfrontline) October 8, 2025
So what can we say? Workers of the world unite and defeat your oppressors by dressing up as cartoon animals because, you know, nothing shouts defeat your overlords like putting on a frog costume. Just think, what Bolshevik revolution hasn't been started by people in blow up animal costumes? Go on, name one, I dare you.
Have you read Dostoyevsky's Devils?
But seriously, there's millions of dollars at work behind this, a lot of money, so who signed off on the PR firm which recommended this risible campaign of tomfoolery and outright miscreance? Surely not the same genius patrol that got behind the All Star Duo, Harris & Waltz.
The only Laser Tag I witnessed tonight at the Portland ICE facility was this. The Blue Bunny ran when he was identified with a laser for a targeted arrest. Watch him run.. lmfao pic.twitter.com/J0JGF5dbTj
— Oreo Express (@OreoExpress) October 12, 2025
Be that as it may, informed sources tell me bunnies run when they're lasered up. Well, who can blame them? I won't bang on.
Your Old Friend,
LSP
