Excuse Me?

 

Yeah, it's October 1917 all over again

Some of you may have heard that radical Leftist anarchists, ANTIFA, are protesting in front of ICE facilities in places like Portland and Chicago. Their cause? Stick it to the Man by supporting open borders, mass migration and let's import millions of votes so the Left will be in power forever!

Ah, that old playbook. Capture democracy, then destroy it. And to be fair, any excuse to riot, especially when you're being paid by the US taxpayer, amongst others. But here's the thing.

No, no, no! That looks full terrorist commie

When you go full cosplay larp Bolshevik it doesn't look so good. Problem. Solution? Drop the fantasy Durutti Column outfits and dress up like harmless frogs and bunnies. Great marketing, just look at that literal Fascist COP beating a poor defenseless plushy bunny unicorn to the ground, you NAZI!

2000: WAR ZONE PORTLAND pic.twitter.com/aAXBdpV3oh

— PDX Frontline Alerts (@pdxfrontline) October 8, 2025

 

So what can we say? Workers of the world unite and defeat your oppressors by dressing up as cartoon animals because, you know, nothing shouts defeat your overlords like putting on a frog costume. Just think, what Bolshevik revolution hasn't been started by people in blow up animal costumes? Go on, name one, I dare you.

Have you read Dostoyevsky's Devils?

But seriously, there's millions of dollars at work behind this, a lot of money, so who signed off on the PR firm which recommended this risible campaign of tomfoolery and outright miscreance? Surely not the same genius patrol that got behind the All Star Duo, Harris & Waltz.

The only Laser Tag I witnessed tonight at the Portland ICE facility was this. The Blue Bunny ran when he was identified with a laser for a targeted arrest. Watch him run.. lmfao pic.twitter.com/J0JGF5dbTj

— Oreo Express (@OreoExpress) October 12, 2025

 

Be that as it may, informed sources tell me bunnies run when they're lasered up. Well, who can blame them? I won't bang on.

Your Old Friend,

LSP

I'm Bored Of Race War

Race war this, race war that, loot a Dollar Tree here, burn a cop van there, board up your shops, stick it to the Man!

But the Man has racial quotas in place, which sounds racist to me but whatever; no one in America is barred from any job on account of their race or the color of their skin. Not a single POC is refused entry into any profession on account of their color. In fact, in downtown government Dallas etc they're given preferential treatment.

So why the outrage over "racism"? Because Anarcho-Marxists are stuck in the old left/right paradigm they were taught by their parents and university professors. Stuck in 1982 and before. They see the world in terms of the defining moment of their forebears, Selma riots, Civil Rights and a grand march to desegregation. They want want to relive the 1960s and capture the glory and excitement of their ancestors.

But they can't. It's not the same world. No one has to sit at the back of the bus because they're black. In fact, no one sits on the bus because of the behavior of the blacks, or goes to their schools, or lives in their neighborhoods if they can help it.

And you know what? I don't blame anyone, of any color, for not living in the urban hellholes the left and its demonic friend LBJ created. Meanwhile, Minneapolis burns and here at the Compound we're pretty much past caring. As ye reap, so shall ye sow.

That in mind, weapons cleaning makes sense. And yes, I'm bored of this astroturf race war but good luck, jogga, if you climb on up the porch.

Your Friend,

LSP