When you think "Celine Dion," if you ever do, you probably don't think satanic devil witch but maybe you should.
The famous popstar's launched a line of gender neutral kid's clothes, NuNuNu packaged as Celinununu, because children obviously need to be freed from oppressive binary gender stereotypes.
Here's a few snapshots from Celinununu's promovid.
The singer walks into a maternity ward and doesn't like what she sees, boys and girls separated according to biological gender. Poor infants! So she changes this soul crushing injustice by blowing magic dust around and makes everything better. See for yourself.
Now boys and girls are gone, they're plus signs in a colorless black and white world because that's so liberating. And not just for the kids, look at all the black demons sitting up in the cribs. They've been freed from the Pit to play with the babies. Here's one, look how happy it is.
This baby's wearing a black skull beanie because putting death symbols on your infants is entirely appropriate when they're genderless drones of the New Order.
But don't forget this isn't really Celine's work, she's just endorsing NuNuNu, which has this totally unsuggestive photo on its web site. And here's another one, expressing the innocent joy of childhood.
In case you're wondering, NuNuNu's Instagram account's pretty instructive too and not even remotely satanic.
Hollywood and Devil Witch Celine Dion love NuNuNu, a clothing line which obviously loves children.
OUT DEMONS OUT,
LSP
