Yes, he's back and reporting on the venerable but shrinking Church of England and its recent Gendral Sinodd. Over to you, Deacon:
The Chruch of Ingland's Genderal Sinodd has desided not to take nowt of a long-aweighted £360,000 Bishops' Rapport on Homosectuality, Mantrimony, and Status Quo (with reverence to 'Down the dustpipe' 1970, Whatever you want 1979, and Burning bridges 1988).
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| Sinodd Delgeates |
APB Justsin Wobbly, Promate of Ingland's Naglican Chruch, said 'All plobrems are made in the image of God'. He will now aks the Chruch Conmissiomers for £500,000 for a much stronger dysagreement.
The Church of England's Genderal Sinodd is famous for being unable to affirm that marriage is something that takes place between a man and a woman.
Rumours that Justsin Wobbly's coat of arms now include a rainbow unicorn are presently unconfirmed.
LSP
