So Who's Next?

 

So who's next, who will be the leader of our great Unconstitutional Non-Republic in 2024? Will it be Dementia Corpse Crook Biden? He can't even climb the steps to Airforce One, what a pathetic joke even though he is the most popular president figure in the history of history. Will it be Cackles Whore?  Everyone loves this Delta Minus Semi Moron, have a look.

I don't see it, but maybe Killery's going to make a comeback and go for total, absolute power one more time. Dammit, her turn. Unlikely, too much peaked, spent force type of thing, but maybe the Golden Golem of Greatness, Trump himself? 

Will he ascend the throne? I'd like it if he did, most awesome, but everything's against it apart from actual popularity and as we know, that doesn't count when it comes to elections.

Then there's Big Mike Michelle. Imagine it swooping in from leftfield from its Vineyard oceanfront mansion, perhaps on a Gruesome Newsom running mate tip. Just think, our very first POC trans woman President. Roll out victory rainbow flags all 'round the world for this bestial satan. 

But what about an RFK/Tulsi ticket? I call not a chance in Hell, but it'd be cool. Feel free to weigh in, I know nothing.

Cheers,

LSP

Morning

Behold early morning Texas. Maybe you think the Lone Star State will roll over and become some kind of Swedish Leftist paradise. What a great idea, and lookout Beto, and think again.

What's a "Beto" you ask? Something between a Killery and a Kasich. Yum, what a delicious sandwich. Or perhaps you say "how revolting." That aside...

 

Arduus Ad Solem,

LSP

The Clinton Bodycount Just Got Bigger

A former UN Ambassador for Antigua and Barbuda, John Ashe, was declared dead last week after a barbell fell on his neck. Ashe was set to appear in court this Monday, where he would have been co-defendant alongside "Clinton bagman," Ng Lap Seng.

Hahahaha! You're Dead!

According to Hidden Americans: "One source told me, 'During the trial, the prosecutors would have linked Ashe to the Clinton bagman Ng. It would have been very embarrassing. His death was conveniently timed.'”

Crazed

Ng was  linked by the US Senate to an operation that funneled hundreds of thousands of dollars to the DNC during the Clinton Administration, though he wasn't charged with any crime. However, old habits die hard and the hapless Ng is currently charged with smuggling $3.4 million into the US, along with his deceased-by-barbell co-defendant, Ashe.

Terminate

Strange how people who embarrass the Clintons end up dead. In other news, a former Secret Service agent has claimed that the Clinton White House was a cocaine-driven nightmare of out of control sex, paranoia and wigged-out rage. He's still alive, remarkably.

Cheers, 

LSP