Showing posts with label Episcopal Church devil clowns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Episcopal Church devil clowns. Show all posts

Friday, October 7, 2016

Bishops Lives Matter




In a bold attempt to dispel their image as sinister psychotic clowns, Episcopal bishops have organised a protest march in Tucson, Arizona, scheduled for next week.


Psychotic

“This is a peaceful way to show bishops are not psycho killers,” said a flyer advertising the event. “We want the public to feel safe, and not be afraid. So come out, bring the family, meet a bishop and get a hug!"


Sinister

More than 100 bishops are expected to show up in the so-called first ever “Bishops Lives Matter” protest.


Some Goof-Off Clown

The number of Roman Catholic ecumenical visitors is currently unknown.

Be safe,

LSP

Monday, October 13, 2014

Creepy Episcopal Bishops Terrorize Town


A California town has been terrorized by a sinister crew of creepy clowns, masquerading as "bishops."

Sinister

The "bishops" have posted pictures of themselves on the social media site, Instagram, prompting fears of an epidemic of Episcopalian clowns overrunning Bakersfield.

Evil

Some have speculated that the creepy clowns are the Right Reverends Bruno, Andrus and the "scary old dyke," Mary Glasspool.

Creepy

Said one Episcopal Church expert, "What a gang of evil-looking, goof-off clowns. They're probably just bishops, messing around, scaring people."

Glasspool & Bruno

Scared? You should be.

LSP

Monday, October 31, 2011

Halloween


Contrary to popular opinion, tonight isn't Satan's birthday, it's the Eve of All Saints, or "Hallows". I pray they intercede for us all.

Reports that The Episcopal Church is run by a gang of devil clowns are entirely without substance.

Cheers,

LSP