Saturday, January 24, 2026

ICE AGE ESCHATON

 

maybe upgrade the dam "bipod"


Our Old Enemy, the Weather, is up to its old tricks. You see, it was supposed to freeze and rain down ice upon this sleepy Texan farming community at around 2 am this morning, but it didn't. No, it just rained through most of the night and only started to spit down ice crystals at around 7 am, leaving the roads wet but drivable.

So I figured it made sense to go on a recce patrol to Walmart, which was pretty much empty. I tell you, fire a canon in that store and you won't hit anyone. Mission accomplished, and back at the warm Compound, things started to change. It's got colder, as cold as ice, and threatens to bombard us with freezing drizzle, sleet and snow into Sunday. 




What's happened here is this. The Weather, being smart, launched a massive early storm disinfo campaign to cover a reconnaissance in force, and only now is it gearing up for the main offensive, pushing over the line from the Metrosprawl into Hill County and beyond.


 

We're not phased, we can always shoot the snow with an old but deadly battle rifle, 7.62 style, thank you very much. Heavy beast but it does work. In related news, some guy in Minneapolis tried it on with ICE, larping as a Bolshevik revolutionary and armed to boot. He got shot, go figure.

I hate that outcome, I really do, but what do you expect? Go up against armed cops with a gun and it won't go well with you. More to the point, if you're going to play civil war don't be surprised when the other side shoots back. It's like an axiom.


LSP

4 comments:

1chota said...

I'm surprised that the immigration agents have used as much restraint as they have. As ole Mike Tyson said: "some folks have never been punched in the mouth".

Beans said...

In the immortal words of Rafal Ganowicz, when asked what it felt like to shoot a human, "I don't know, I've only shot communists."

So. No. I don't feel sorry for the commie-marxist-socialist obtaining outside temperature due to proper application of heavy metal toxicity. Not sorry at all.

It's akin to seeing a satanist get slabbed. Meh. Cleanup on Aisle 4... As the heavy metal lyrics say, "Bow down before the one you serve, you're gonna get what you deserve."

Meh. Just another soul-less human taking a dirt nap.

LSP said...

1, I'm in total agreement.

LSP said...

Beans, I remember a moment years ago at the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst, when a young man asked a Scots CSM, "Have you ever fired a shot in anger?" He replied, with the wisdom of his kind, "Son, I never kill people when I'm angry."

That's stayed with me over all these years.