Saturday, October 4, 2025

Some Kind of Pathetic Joke?

 



No, this is apparently serious, Sarah Mullally's going to be the next Archwitch Archbishop of Canterbury. She's been operating as the bishop figure of London for several years and is, of course, pro-abortion, pro-homosexual marriage and a perfect example of what George Owers describes as "Rainbow Flag Erastianism" (RFE). Here he is, writing for The Critic:


If I were to try to imagine a candidate for the new Archbishop of Canterbury who is the furthest away from this, the worst and least suitable replacement for Welby possible, I would probably pick someone along the following lines. They’d be a former state bureaucrat who made an entire career out of the sort of bland HR department-inspired managerialism that is destroying the church, probably a senior civil servant in (say) the NHS. They’d be on record as having every tick-box lazy progressive political and theological opinion imaginable. They would, of course, have lived and worked in London for most of their life and be a thoroughgoing metropolitan. They would have no record of any serious theological or scholarly work, but be thoroughly intellectually mediocre.

Whoops, I just described the person announced this morning as the new Archbishop of Canterbury, Sarah Mullally. The Church of England making an appalling decision is too common to be surprising, but even I was a bit taken aback at the sheer perversity of this choice. She is the pure distilled essence of the hectoring lanyard class, a bureaucrat, a proceduralist and a progressive down to her fingertips. Her entire professional career was spent in the NHS, latterly as Chief Nursing Officer and “Director of Patient Experience”; she is on the record as being “pro-choice”, pro-gay marriage, on board with the usual check-box list of LGBTQIA+ orthodoxy; she has lived in London for most of her life. She will occupy an Archiepiscopal throne once occupied by theologians of the calibre of Anselm, Cranmer, Michael Ramsey and Rowan Williams: her sole contributions to the intellectual life of the church are a couple of those paper-thin (in every sense) “Advent/Lent reflection” books, the authorship of which appear to be compulsory now among senior bishops, and the readership of which is close to non-existent. 

 

Dam, nailed it, read the whole thing, it's not long, and we can add that Mullally's not even a priest much less a bishop. This would leave St. Augustine's throne vacant and yet another venerable institution, more than that, part of the visible Body of Christ on earth, is effectively gutted, and become a hollowed out apostate sham. To put it another way, a mawkish conflation of cucumber sandwiches on the lawn establishment nicety emmeshed in the godless anti-Christ orthodoxy which is the spirit of our age.




Of course some of you might argue that this has been the case since Reginald Pole's death in 1558, and the argument has force, papal ice block blessings notwithstanding. That in mind, the Cure D'Ars prophesied that Christianity in its fullness and ancient splendour will be restored in the UK. Whether the venerable if dismally suicidal Church of England will be part of any such revival remains to be seen.

In the meanwhile, we soldier on,

LSP

16 comments:

Beans said...

Witch is the correct word. And she's not even ordained, yet now she's The arch-bishop?

You, LSP, are far more qualified as AB of C than that leftist jackwagonette.

What the ever-burning Hell is wrong with the whole of the CofE? And who got to vote for this catlady from hell?

Undergroundpewster said...

Hopefully the remaining orthodox clergy and laity will flee and set up shoppe elsewhere leaving the CofE to auger into the ground.

Undergroundpewster said...

Of course the olde institution will sputter along for a while.

Adrienne said...

I saw this a few days ago and thought of you instantly. Oh Oh, LSP isn't going to be happy (to put it mildly.) I am convinced the entire world has gone screaming banshee insane. God bless you and DFTR...

The Night Wind said...

IIRC, in the UK, one of King Chuck 3's titles is 'Defender of the Faith.' He's said to hold sway by 'the Grace of God' on British non-digital currency. That probably explains a lot right there.

LSP said...

Beans, it's beyond outrageous.

LSP said...

Pewster, I reckon that's on the cards.

LSP said...

Yes, pewster, it'll take some time dying.

LSP said...

Adrienne, we HOLD THE FORT.

LSP said...

NW, CIII is a... disapointment.

Beans said...

Let us hope his good son will reinvigorate the family business in a good way.

And now I have Chucky Tres in a sword fight with ArchBish Baglady. Kind of like the end fight in "Ladyhawke." Wonder if Chucky Tres' shaky hands will do more damage than normal hands.

These are the things I think of. I may have... issues.

Beans said...

Are the American Episcopels any better?

The Night Wind said...

As far as kings go, there's nothing wrong with any of them that a good 24-inch blade wouldn't fix (a la the First King Charles). As for the Archbishops: that's why we have a 1st Amendment.

LSP said...

Beans, they're part of the same rainbow lib franchise. My crew are different, obvs.

LSP said...

Beans, I like that sword fight!

LSP said...

My dear NW, are you suggesting np bishop no king.