Tuesday, August 2, 2022

Who is Taylor Swift?

 


Smash hit Taylor Swift is a North American super celebrity popstar  worth an estimated net $400 million a year. Maybe that's why she's flew her carbon spewing private jet around the world 170 times this year. She could afford to.




Taylor's smash hit discography includes such genius songs as Look What You Made Me Do, Ostfront, You Belong With Me, Sturmtiger, We Are Never Getting Back Together and so much more. But who is Taylor Swift, apart from being a private jet flying green activist with tight little migraine eyes?




Good question. We, the fans, want and need to know.

Sea of Joy,

LSP

18 comments:

Ed Bonderenka said...

Seriously?

Hey Booms said...

Years ago when Clinton was president and Hillary started making a spectacle of herself. a truck driver making a delivery had a very unique sentiment of how he felt about that old rag. The same would apply here but I don't think I should repeat it as it is not family friendly.

Wild, wild west said...

Her new psycho-dellic album Word Salad Surgery with special guest vacuum Kamal Harris is due out any day now. Spit.

LL said...

I don't have any of her songs on my playlist, LSP... What does that say about me as a person?

LindaG said...

Gave up on her when she became like the Ditzy Chicks.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Taylor Not-So-Swift if you ask me.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

I have never, not once, listen to any of her "songs" all the way through.

Justin_O_Guy said...

You wanna know who Taylor Swift is? She is the only famous woman who doesn't have an eatin disorder who will never ask
Do these pants make my ass look fat?

LSP said...

Ed, I think the kids on 4chan got hold of this.

LSP said...

Totally sympathize, Mr. Booms.

Please, could we not make it stay in China, for all our power?

LSP said...

Just bizarre, Wild. Mind you, it is over 80.

LSP said...

LL, I say that counts you right in. DLC drinks all 'round.

LSP said...

Such migraine inducing eyes, Linda. Nasty.

Bless you.

LSP said...

Just a cool 400 MLN, Infidel. Hey, she earned it, unlike our beloved representatives.

LSP said...

That's a very good call, WSF. At every level.

LSP said...

Now that, Justin, is a very good point.

Ritchie said...

As so often, cute kid, darn shame about the software.

LSP said...

There is that, Ritchie.

How many private jet trips does it take to be green? At least 170 a year.