Already smarting from defeat in northern Ukraine, Russian forces face a new threat as they begin a new offensive in Donbas. Yes, US boots on the ground in the "can you see your belt buckle" shape of MSNBC reporter turned empty chest rig warrior Malcolm Nance.
stay frosty Nutbag
Codenamed Nutbag Dandy, Nance served in the US Navy as a Chief Petty Officer where he translated foreign languages. Now he's in the Ukraine as a force multiplier. "I am here to help this country fight," said the hefty leftist journo, "This is an existential war and Russia has brought it to these people and they are mass murdering civilians, and there are people here like me who are here to do something about it."
really?
Nance, who is not a fop dandy buffoon, is coordinating asymmetric warfare from Lvov, lending his bulk to the Ukrainian Army as part of a "Foreign Legion" of international volunteers, none of whom are Nazis. Nutbag Dandy described the Legion, slamming detractors:
"It is literally a multinational force of men and women who are here to defend Ukraine... they were here for the right reasons.Tell them to shut the f--k up since they’re obviously p-----s who have never been in combat."
Nutbag was a cryptographer in the Navy and he's "done talking." Malcolm's net socialist worth is an estimated $1-5 million.
Are we at pyramid peak weird or will it get weirder still? Money on the monkey, what?
Advance to Contact,
LSP
18 comments:
Maybe they will make him walk point and take the first hit
He's fixin' to learn a whole new language.
Mr. Sambo, you're not the first person to say it.
Wow.
But Wild, this warrior's on the front line.
Yes, the COSPLAY FRONT.
Wow.
Isn't there a site which tracks fake combat creds? Hey, we know there is.
isn't lviv a rear area??? like way, way, way back in western ukraine, far, far, far from any actual ground combat?? the only threat in lviv is the random rocket attack. don't think that m-4 is gonna help against a rocket, but it sure looks tactikool
Some in the know are betting The Ruskies find and take this guy. Posing with weapons kit? Not a reporter. Former Cryptography guy? Might know something useful to share before they put him down.
Why couldn't he take Joyless with him.
I sure wouldn't want that blow hard watching my back.
Hoping real fighters take him in hand for some real training (i.e Mr. Sambo).
You indicated the true reason this guy is over there: His social media is worth an estimated $1-$5 mil.
His popularity (assumed) is because he’s like watching a NASCAR race, people are waiting for the big crash to happen while he’s doing his live “look at me” broadcast to his admirers. Assuming he’s anywhere near actual bullets flying, he’d better hope he’s not taken out on live TV. Can’t fix the willfully foolish.
Nance's default expression of assumed superiority, which comes across as petulant constipation, reminds me of the appalling Tessa Thompson as "Valkyrie" in the Marvel Thor movies.
Didja know that TT will be called "King Valkyrie" in the next movie? On account of Odin buying the farm and Thor cracking up, getting fat, and abandoning his duties, don't yuh know. Worthless, weak white men. But be of good cheer: Twenty years and a few hormones and "King V" will look like E8 Nance. (As noted elsewhere, considering the number of places where Nance is PNG, no one is going to be calling him "Senior Chief".)
cannon, our FOP DANDY BUFFOON is very much in the rear.
Kid, I've heard that Spetsnaz, GRU, and the FSB are on fyll alert for FOP DANDY BUFFOON. He is, after all, aa Asymmetrical Warfare leader. Yes, valuable intel.
Dear Lord.
I join you in that, Jim.
WSF, I hope he returns home safe and sound but chastened...
Wow, Paul, "taken out on live TV."
Happens, eh?
#GoPro
It's like my grandfather used to tell me when I was young, "Give a black a rope and they think they're a cowboy."
Well, anon, it's all very odd. In fairness he WAS a senior NCO, well done. Then he became a rich socialist TV persyn. Now he's a freedom fighter in E Europe? What?
Hey, knock yourself out but spare the world your stunning progleft hypocrisy.
He seems quite the Fop Dandy Mountebank, MC.
In fairness, I doubt the Ukrainians want him near the front.
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