Friday, December 21, 2012



Expecting the worst, I stepped out on the front porch to face our collective Long Count doom. Lacking  dispensation from proper ecclesial authority I wasn't armed. Then I heard it, a gentle clucking; the chickens were loose.


In related news, Senator John "Swiftboat" Kerry looks set to become Secretary of State.

Preppers? Vindicated.



David Corey said...

The chickens have come home to roost. Is that what connects the fighting cocks to the photo of Kerry?

LSP said...

That's a very good point! others might look to the interesting story of "Swiftboat's" medals...

We're all doomed.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

I understand that Kerry's first foreign policy initiative will be to teach the Syrians how to windsurf.

LSP said...

What I like best about "Swiftboat", Infidel, is his neat looking chemical tan.