Rainbow Nazis

Via The Fact Compiler.

You. Must. Obey. 

Vicious rumours that Team LSP celebrated Queen Victoria Day by a visit to the pub, are entirely without foundation.

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The RAF Scrambles!

Great Britain's two remaining fighter aircraft bravely intercepted a Russian bomber over the English Channel.

Now down to two operational fighters, the once proud RAF scrambled its two jets to escort a Cold War era Tu-95 bomber, code named the Bear, out of U.K. airspace.

U.K. Prime Minister, David Cameron, dismissed the show of force, saying  that the Russians "are trying to make some sort of a point, and I don't think we should dignify it with too much of a response."

Dignified or not, it seems unlikely that Great Britain's two-plane airforce could mount much more than a token defense of the British Isles. 

Rumors that the Island Realm's last Main Battle Tank has run out of replacement parts and is no longer operational, have been denied by the Ministry of Defense.

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Obama v. Putin at G20

As ZeroHedge notes, it looks like the cute Koala is trying to get away. And who can blame it?

Animals love Putin.

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The Axis of Gayness Blinks!

Utter Nonsense

Known to the world as the Axis of Gayness, America, France and England appear to be having second thoughts about attacking Syrian President Assad, with England's Parliament forbidding gay marriage champion and Prime Minister, David Cameron, from going to war. Axis leader and LGBT activist, U.S. President Barack Obama, has now announced that he will seek congressional approval for military action against Syria. France, which is enthusiastically gay, has also delayed attack plans pending approval.

Is the attack off? Will the Axis of Gayness back down and get on with the serious business of organizing Pride rallies? Or is this just the lull before the storm?

Leader of the Pack

That presumably depends on Congress approving Nobel Peace Prize winner Obama's plan to start a war. But who would we be fighting for? Here's some commentary from ZeroHedge:

I have been warning about the Syrian trigger point for a very long time. Syria's mutual defense pact with Iran, its strong ties to Russia, the Russian naval base off its coast, the advanced Russian weaponry in it's arsenal, its proximity to vulnerable oil shipping lanes, all make the nation a perfect catalyst for a global catastrophe. The civil war in Syria is already spreading into neighboring countries like Iraq, Jordan, and Lebanon, and if one looks at the facts objectively, the entire war is a product of covert action on the part of the U.S. and its allies. 

The U.S. trained, armed, and funded the insurgency using Al Qaeda operatives. Saudi Arabia has sent funding and arms as well. Israel has aided the rebels using air strikes within Syria's borders (even though this means that the Israeli government is essentially helping their supposed mortal enemies). This war would NOT be taking place today without the express efforts of the West. Period.
If one takes more than a brief examination of the Syrian insurgency, they would find an organization of monsters. Wretched amoral wetwork ghouls whose crimes have been thoroughly documented, including the mass executions of unarmed captured soldiers, the torture and beheading of innocent civilians, the mutilation and cannibalism of dead bodies, and the institution of theological tyranny on a terrified populace. The U.S. created and unleashed these demons, and now, we the people are being asked by the White House to support them through force of arms. 

Unicorn of Gayness

If you're feeling strong of stomach, run a search for "Syrian cannibal" and remember that's the sort of person we're getting ready to fight for.

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