Billionaire Mini-Mike Bloomberg isn't just paying for cringey text memes on Instagram, he's taking out ads on billboards. Look, here's one.
Uh Huh, 45's Doomed
Here's another.
And Now he's totally doomed, thanks to Mini's genius PR
Wow, 45's doomed. As you reflect on the sheer PR genius of Mini's campaign, stop and ask yourself why the Left can't meme.
It's weird, they've all been to art school, they're all super creative, they read the New York Times so they're obviously amazingly smart, and Mammon knows they've got the cash. Oh yes, in plenty. Maybe this helpful infovideo illustrates the blindingly obvious point.
Democrat campaign ad spending (thru Sunday). 💰 pic.twitter.com/LqZAeh0JOS— SOMETHiNG WiCKËD (@som3thingwicked) February 20, 2020
So much money, Mini's got $60 billion alone, but they fall weirdly, jarringly short. Strange, right, could it be because these people have sold their souls to Satan?
Zoltar speaks... pic.twitter.com/j4961pgjdY— SOMETHiNG WiCKËD (@som3thingwicked) February 21, 2020
Before you accuse the editorial staff at the Compound of sensationalist hyperbole, consider this. Every single one of the Democrat candidates for the presidency is in favor of abortion up to the point of birth, possibly beyond.
SW archive (updated Feb 20)— SOMETHiNG WiCKËD (@som3thingwicked) February 6, 2020
🔥 https://t.co/GcjUEG4OyO
2⃣ https://t.co/W65raAEQRi
3⃣ https://t.co/85SV8k1qUq
4⃣ https://t.co/HhpmxZmT68
5⃣ https://t.co/MFT9QX8N6q
6⃣ https://t.co/pxgta4Jgg0
7⃣ https://t.co/SPYcKHXQv3
RSG https://t.co/Jg0jH21Ltc
BIDEN https://t.co/jWQmgBjGWF pic.twitter.com/cIGcUzs0tn
Perhaps it's hard to enlist humor in defense of the grinding evil of such a platform. D'ye think? In the meanwhile, congrats to Something Wicked.
#Landslide2020,
LSP