Some say that Cameron and Osborne are Edwardian Prefects with the minds of ASDA managers.
With Michael Gove as their fag.
(U.S. readers take note: "fag," in this instance, does not mean a privileged and protected class of wealthy, white, upwardly mobile, litigious citizens, but a junior boy at boarding school who acts as a servant to the senior boys.)
Carry on,
LSP