It's Columbus Day and you're either "taking the knee" like a traitorous millionaire socialist coward, defacing statues or eating spaghetti and celebrating the day.
Here at the Compound we chose the latter option, which is why we're bringing you another uplifting episode of Melania Mondays!
Here at the Compound we chose the latter option, which is why we're bringing you another uplifting episode of Melania Mondays!
MAGA
Melania's taking a well-deserved rest in Palm Beach today after visiting Las Vegas in the wake of the recent, apparently motiveless, Mandalay Massacre. But the office of America's attractive and glamorous First Lady never sleeps, especially when under attack.
Mourning
Yes, there are people who unwisely choose to attack the former Yugoslavian supermodel, such as Ivana Trump, who told ABC's Good Morning America, that she, not Melania, was "First Lady."
Don't Mess With This Woman
"I have the direct number to White House but I don't really want to call him there because Melania is there," said Ivana, while attempting to promote her new book. "I don't really want to cause any kind of jealousy or something like that because I'm basically first Trump wife [sic], OK? I'm first lady, OK?"
Ivana (left)
Jealously? Really, Ivana? The real First Lady's office is well-known for being able to turn on a dime and issued the following statement.
"Mrs. Trump has made the White House a home for Barron and the President. She loves living in Washington, DC and is honored by her role as First Lady of the United States. She plans to use her title and role to help children, not sell books. There is clearly no substance to this statement from an ex, this is unfortunately only attention-seeking and self-serving noise."
MAGA
Here at the Compound we think that speaks for itself and well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.
Happy Columbus Day!
LSP
