Vicious rumors that Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury and top decision maker in the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion (WANC), has been spotted in Detroit hustling for spare change are presently unconfirmed. But we do know this. The Episcopal Church's Diocese of Central New York has a new bishop figure!
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| Some Clowns, Goofing Off in Church |
That's right, De De Duncan-Probe, Ph.D, was made Bishop of Central New York on December 3. No kidding. De De Duncan-Probe, Ph.D, is the first ever womyn bishop figure of the 13,000 member, and shrinking fast, diocese.
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| Hey, Good Lookin'! |
Here's what De De Duncan-Probe, Ph.D, had to say about the state of the nation:
“I am overwhelmed with joy and gratitude today as I join the people of Central New York in ministry. Especially because I believe we have a crucial role to play right now. The Episcopal Church’s radical welcome, and our commitment to reconciling dialogue, make our communities a beacon of hope in an increasingly divided society.”
Or, roughly translated, "I'm a pathetic whining lib on the wrong side of history."
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| Just Clownin' Around |
Sorry, De De Duncan-Probe, Ph.D, your crew lost and lost hard, but maybe your famous radical welcome will fill all those empty pews.
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| Hustlin'. |
Good luck, Diocese of Central New York.
Your Old Pal,
LSP
