Saturday, September 19, 2026

So What's It Like In Texas?

 


Good question, what's it like in this Free State. Well, I'll tell you. It's baking hot and we haven't had any rain for months. I'll be candid, going outside is like walking into a pre-heating oven. And that'd be fine, it happens every year, but this time it's amplified by NO SKYWATER. Literally, no rain for months. What does this mean?


Freedom

Clearly HAARP is working against us. Black Hats. Chem Trail White Hats? Ineffective, obviously. Net result? We swelter and pray for rain. Seriously, I remember pulling into Brookshires supermarket car park 15 years ago or so and... it began to rain, big time. One guy got off of his rig, took off his shirt, raised his arms and stood there in a kind of ecstasy. 

Maybe you think I'm inventing that, no, I am not. Man, what relief. Here, check this out by way of Welsh reference:


Wow

Now, if you live in Aberystwyth all this may seem weird or even counter-intuitive. Yep, I get that. But withhold judgement lest ye too be judged. Oh, sorry! You already are, with endless Climate Change, aka "rain." Please send some our way.

Yours,

LSP

13 comments:

LL said...

It rained almost every day in the Arizona highlands this summer. Is it a virture signal? Likely. Do we pay the weather tax? No, and perhaps we are rewarded for being stalwart.

BadFrog said...

Cardiff, innit? Were you ever there on Valentines Day? Packed full of size 18 heifers squeezed into size 14 outfits, pink sparkly hats bottles of WKD

Wild, wild west said...

Texas horror story, all too true:

“It crept up out of Mexico, touching first along the brackish Pecos and spreading then in all directions, a cancerous blight burning a scar upon the land. Just another dry spell, men said at first. … Why worry? they said. It would rain this fall. It always had. But it didn’t. And many a boy would become a man before the land was green again.”

https://tpwmagazine.com/archive/2012/jan/legend_kelton/

Kelton's best work, I think. Pretty sure your older parishioners who lived through that time will remember those days/years if you ask around........

Anonymous said...

Not quite Hawkwind ...

CT Ginger said...

I'm in Connecticut and it has rained about every other day. We had a 4 or 5 day heatwave early in the summer but near constant rain. Its raining right now.

LSP said...

Yes, LL, we must remain firm, steady, in the face of enemy, the Weather.

LSP said...

I missed that, BF, but can well imagine.

LSP said...

But still a toe-tapper, Anon.

LSP said...

Ginger, please send some our way. Thx.

LSP said...

Wild, what a great review, and I apologize for not having read the book, which I must. Outstanding prose by the look of it.

LSP said...

Punter's, this was my 2016 Trump Wins! song. All hail Juliette. Big fun that night.

Beans said...

We here in North Central Florida started out 30" low in rainfall at the beginning of the summer. But 6" here, 5" there, almost 20" last month and we're getting some decent rainfall. All of it spread out over days and weeks so good soaking rains.

All without stupid swirly storms dumping be-gallons of moisture all at once.

Wild, wild west said...

I'll have to admit to not enjoying Kelton's western fiction very much but I'd put The Time It Never Rained up against most any American writer's work. He also wrote the non-fiction Sandhills Boy that's also quite good about his family and ranching and failing at being a cowboy and WWII and learning to write. I had to go to San Angelo several years ago on bidness and asked the gentleman I met with if he knew Kelton, who had passed by then. Very well, it turned out, and quite favorably. That alone made the trip worth it.