Climate boffins at the Chinese Academy of Sciences and the University of California, San Diego, believe that Global Warming is about to usher in a new Ice Age because melting glacial ice will cause ocean currents like the Gulf Stream, which carry warm water to the Northern Hemisphere, to stagnate.
This, say the experts, will cause a massive, catastrophic drop in temperature, especially on the US East Coast, as well as the UK and Europe, where weather conditions will soon resemble Arctic Canada with temperatures dropping by as much as 60 degrees Fahrenheit.
What a disaster. It'll be far, far colder in the very near future, especially if you live in places like Martha's Vineyard, London, Dublin, Brussels or Calais, where once green and verdant pastures will resemble the frozen, wind blown steppes of Canada.
Consider the irony of the Green Zone suffering the very fate it worked so hard to produce, deindustrialization. How, dear friends, will they pay for their immigrant votes when their factories are frozen blocks of ice? With cheap imports from Russia? Hardly. The US? Of course, we'll gladly heat the homes of our vassals, at a price.
In the meanwhile, Russia continues to advance in the hideous Ukrainian proxy war, peace talks are vaguely in the air; the UK has the highest electricity costs of any developed nation, and 47's suggested Germany shoulder the burden of NATO defense. Is this latter some kind of off-ramp for US disengagement from European defense?
Perhaps, why should we spend literal fortunes on defending countries which loathe, hate and despise us. Because Russia will take them over, ban transing kids and levy a flat tax, instead of rainbow hued wealth redistribution?
Maybe so, but it's all hypothetical because the EU didn't pay enough tax to prevent it turning into a frozen block of ice. Neither did Martha's Vineyard. Oh well. Parting shot. Is Alexandr Dugin a new Berdyaev or something else?
LSP
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We here in Michigan will hardly notice weatherwise. Summer gets a month shorter and winter a month longer, meh! We can get accustomed to eating more cabbage and other winter hardy crops along with native fauna.
It will allow people to hone their ice fishing skills to a high art.
Out here on the Pacific Coast, the Weather Bureau predicted rain with highs in the upper 40s this week; it's been sunny with highs in the mid 60s. I don't know why we should believe that they can predict the weather in fifty years when they can't even predict next week most of the time. Maybe they should offer Zelensky a job at the UN Climate Bureau in exchange for resigning.
As for NATO, I don't especially think that putting the guys who started the last two World Wars invading Russia in charge is good idea: especially not now that the former head of BlackRock's Euro Division is Chancellor.
Between the axial precession of the planet and the fake clouds sprayed everywhere here, cold weather is blamed on carbon heating the planet.
I understand that the temperature on Mars is rising also. Obviously, we need to pay more taxes to solve that problem, like Spiro said we should.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnIIt1xsMbI&list=RDRnIIt1xsMbI&start_radio=1
Terrapod, I have nothing whatsoever against cabbage.
Well yes, LL, that's true. And what a fascinating sport.
NW, I agree, on both counts.
GenX, don't say chemtrails! Dear Lord.
Nice one, Wild.
I'm against Rob Zombie but... https://youtu.be/f8U2-m5mlhM?si=xUliCU8utfA-KrL0
Nubila falsa, ugly, unnecessary (but ugly is now "necessity") with sky and land (shemmin ve eretz).
artificialclouds.com
yuck
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