Saturday, November 23, 2019

Chow Thief

Note the Thieve's Claws

Yes, he may look innocent but this Blue's an inveterate chow thief. Ask LL, who witnessed Blue Voracious steal a delicious fried cherry pie from the Compound's dining room table. Ask Ma LSP, who saw the aftermath of a raid on a couple of fine New York Strips.

Not Innocent

Go right ahead and ask the neighbor's chickens, who mysteriously vanished without trace apart from a few small feathers which somehow, strangely, found their way onto the muzzle of Blue Eschaton. Yes, a chow thief.

What's The Difference Between Hillary And a Ham Sandwich? You Can Indict a Ham Sandwich

And that's why I hesitated to put a tasty ham sandwich on the kitchen counter. Sure enough, a ravenous, unprincipled someone was looking for targets of opportunity. Only to be thwarted by the watchful eye of his Commander-in-Chief. Still, he got a consolation prize in the form of Alpo Variety Snacks. Ahem, yum.

So Close Yet So Far

Speaking of chow thieves, why is LTC. Vindman still working at the White House? For that matter, why's US Navy Secretary Richard Spencer still employed? Or any of the other thieves, crooks, knaves and placeholders responsible for locking up soldiers for killing head-chopping savages.

Your Old Friend,



Kid said...

LSP, This one just looks dangerous. Maybe feed him a bit more?

Why are vermin still at the White House? This is one of the very few times I think DJT may be doing something stupid for good reason. We'll see.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Supposedly the SecNavy and the Rear Admiral SEAL Commander are threatening to resign over President Trump's Gallagher decision. My response? Don't let the door hit you in the ass!

LSP said...

Kid, he's VERY fierce, no foolin', as for the vermin... I guess there's a schedule but hey, well above my pay grade. Which is tragically minimal!

LSP said...

WSF, my thoughts ENTIRELY.

LindaG said...

I was thinking that Kid may be right. You obviously don't feed Blue Chow Hound enough so he has to make up for it with all his food forays.

LSP said...

Linda, you may have a point... and I know the Blue would agree!