At last, it's happened. The Church of England has finally consecrated it's first ever Boy Bishop. Libby Lane, a 48 year old clergyperson from Manchester, has finally been made Bishop of Stockport.
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| Ole Rascal |
The Archbishop of York, John Sentamu, was delighted at Lane's promotion to being a top decision-maker in the Church of England.
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| Libby |
"It is high time we had women bishops," stated Sentamu, who is known as Ole Rascal, "I have been praying and working for this day. In a few years' time when more and more women will be bishops, I predict we shall be wondering how we ever managed without them."
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| Lane |
One person objected to Lane's consecration, saying that it "was not in the Bible."
The Church of England is setting up a "talent pool" to reverse its alarming decrease in attendance.
Good luck,
LSP
