Some of you opt for Eagles' nests on the Mogollon Rim, others choose a few bucolic acres away from the madding crowd to set up Battlefarm Collectives and run chicken operations. Fair play, nothing wrong with that, at all, but I want a tower.
A tower with good overwatch and a commanding view of plain and sea, a tower which serves as a bastion of Faith and Civilization in a world fast descending into barbarism. On the ground floor there'd be a Hall, with massive fires and frequent feasting, also armories.
Upstairs you'll find bedrooms, Ladies' Living Rooms, more fires, and on the top of the thing, serious armament and maybe some kind of radar, perhaps a sound system to boot. This would play patriotic tunes to dismay third world savage invaders whilst the miniguns cut loose.
I believe you can buy these towers in Ireland or, in Texas, build them yourself.
