Look. It's not all country rust-belt dystopia in the rural ministry. After you say Morning Prayer (Mattins), take Blue Bedford Forest for a walk and drink some coffee, it's only a short drive to the fields.
Sometimes it's misty, which I like, it reminds me of England.
Then, when you've taken the Sacrament to the sick, you can drive back to HQ, pick up Blue Eschaton and go off and shoot. He's adjusting to gunfire, fortunately for him.
Then, after Evening Prayer (Vespers), you can clean guns and have a glass of the right stuff.
So I'm not complaining.
I love the country.
LSP