Everyone's favorite pet lion, Cecil, has been shot by a vicious white cash hunter, and sold for body parts. The world is enraged. Cecil's vital organs can be bought for just:
Liver: $1000
Heart: $1800
Lungs: $1600
Intestine: $800
Eyes: $500
So go on, take your pick. It's just "tissue." And if you think our new normal resembles Soylent Green, but only a lot sicker, well, maybe you have a point.
And remember this, Soylent Green is made out of people.
Chow down,
LSP
