Atheist |
In a shocking statement to the U.K's Guardian newspaper, legendary British boffin, Stephen Hawking, has condemned millions of worn-out computers to a horrifying eternity of non-existence.
"There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark."
Fairy Story |
According to Hawking, human brains are also computers and will share the same fate as their silicon counterparts.
Hawking, who believes in aggressive, nomadic aliens, told the newspaper "I'm in no hurry to die."
Rumours that Pope Benedict has challenged the zany astrophysicist to an arm wrestling contest in St. Peter's Square have been denied by the Vatican.
God bless,