Fry 'Em Up!

This site's come under a lot of criticism lately, and why's that? Because I foolishly used frozen, store-bought chips (fries) at the last fish fry. "What kind of LSP are you?!?" commented the shocked punditry, "We expect slices of real potato, fried in lard, and nothing less." OK, I get it, point well made, so to correct the deficiency we went out to the lake and caught some fish, eight fat Bluegill and a small Black Drum.

Clean The Fish

Next step, set up two cleaning stations, yes, two, and fillet those fish like champions. Then later that evening apply beer batter and deep fry until golden brown, but don't forget the chips. Slice up some potatoes and fry them too. Use your memories of fish and chip shops in the UK as a guide, and when the tasty strips of potato look and taste right to chippie standard, take them off the heat, drain, and if necessary keep them warm in the oven while the fish does its thing.

Chips

Serve it all up with tartar sauce (easy to make) and whatever else sounds good, you be the boss of that. After all, it's your choice, not the Government's, not the tasseled loafer Beltway elite's, not the NWO globalist banksters and their Illuminati shills in the media and Hollywood, no, it's up to you. 

A Typical NWO Puppet

Did I use lard? Well, no, vegetable oil was the medium. But look, Rome wasn't built in a day.

Dogs Love a Fish Fry

In other news, the ghost of Lawrence of Arabia has been spotted, or was the "apparition" Tony Blair?

Fish On,

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General Theological Seminary Caught on Film!

In stunning new evidence that spirits of the dead, and maybe even demons, walk the earth, photos have emerged showing what appears to be General Theological Seminary. 

Shocking footage reveals "General" attempting to break into a house from its roof. In another, the long-dead seminary is seen emerging from a ruin, somewhere in Chelsea. In both photographs, the once-living seminary appears with its characteristic "evil glowing eyes."

Some commentators believe the strange entity is a pig or a dog demon.

"Personally, I'm not all that familiar with every rank of demon," stated one supernatural pundit, "but it somewhat looks like a pigs [Sic] head. So if there's any demon who represents any animals or a specific animal, like a pig,or dog, like others have commented on, that could be the demon."

Others are more certain, "It looks like a pig-dog demon, but it's just General Theological Seminary. The eyes are a giveaway. That place went to hell years ago."

The ghost demon of the once great seminary, "GTS", was last seen in Chelsea, New York City.

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