Here we are, on the very cusp of Holy Week, so big thanks goes out to the Minneapolis Desk for sending in this helpful infographic.
All the world's welcome, except St. Paul, Jesus, and everyone else who's had the backwards, flyover country temerity to think that marriage is somehow confined to men and women.
All means ALL, peasants, so get with the program and hurry up with turning yourselves into sexless drones of the NWO hivemind.
Think, once the patriarchal oppression of gender's removed you'll be free, at last, to do the will of your bi-coastal elite rulers. Wesley's doubtless turning in his grave.
So to cheer you up, here's this, sent in by our bureau chief in Wales:
You can sign up for a one day course on axe making here. What you do with the axe afterwards is entirely up to you.
Have a beautiful and blessed Palm Sunday.
Your Friend,
LSP
