"So what's it like, LSP?" you ask, meaning, "Country life in Texas." Well I'll tell you. You go out on the front porch to clean some guns and five, yes, five, chickens fly out of the front hedge, around the compound and back from whence they came.
A shotgun would've come in handy.
That's what it's like. And Wendy Davis is not wanted here.
LSP
