Jill Stein Epic Lib Loser

Jill Stein, Losing With a Kitty

Not content with drawing pathetic crowds and fewer votes, Jill Stein felt driven to waste millions of dollars on recounts in several traditionally blue states that went red for Trump. Why?

Jill Stein, Losing With a Clipboard

Was she trying to enrich the coffers of the dismally losing ticket Green Party? Was she acting as a shill for the Shill-in-Chief, Hillary? Perhaps it was all part of a grand strategy to mobilize the progleft base for activism during the next four years of Trumpism. You know, give all those transgender revolutionaries a cause to fight, "The elections were rigged, man!"

Jill Stein, Losing on an Escalator

Irony aside, Stein's dropping out of her attempt to force a statewide recount in Pennsylvania because of "lack of funds." To quote ZeroHedge:

So did Stein really spend all the $6 million-plus she raised or was the decision made to save the scammed millions instead of pressing ahead with a futile unwarranted recount? (or did Soros run out of cash?)

Jill Stein, Losing on the Sidewalk

Right on, Stein. Where's all the money?

You are an epic lib loser.

LSP

And This One's For Jeb!

As Jeb! folds gracefully back into the wing-back chair of the elite country club that you couldn't ever hope to join in a million years night we, here at Team LSP, think it only right to play his song, maybe for the last time. And if you notice any disharmony, or lack of energy, well, so be it.

Goodnight, Jeb!, you were awesome, except that you weren't.

LSP