Hillary Clinton wants to become the most powerful person in the world, ever. Monica Langley gets knee-touchingly close.
"HRC. Monica, have a seat
::HRC motions toward a chair situated an appropriate distance from her preferred spot on the couch::
Monica: ll!!Sure!!!
::Monica proceeds to drag her chair within inches of the Secretary --leaning in even further::
Interview proceeds... and about midway.
Monica: Oh Hillary...2016 '16 '16
::Monica grabs HRC's knee::
HRC laughs awkwardly — glances at Philippe
Monica: ::leaning in further::
Oh Hillary...what do you eat? drink? dream about when you sleep?
::Monica again touches HRC's leg::
::Everybody laughs awkwardly — Philippe hardly able to contain himself::
Monica: They think I'm so funny (looking at Philippe and me.) HILL, can I ride on your lap to the White House?"
According to Politico, that went on for 51 minutes.
Your old friend,
LSP